This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Ken wins!

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Robin, get in the car!

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Adele walks into the stables

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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knock knock come in!

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Hahaha

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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Anti Joke

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