Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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Potato!

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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FIONN'S LIFE

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

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these are shit

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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