Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

kcuf read it backwards

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

Wigan.

I just found out i have cancer.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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