- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

its snowing on mount fuji

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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