- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

its snowing on mount fuji

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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