What time is it? Refrigerator

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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30cm = 0,3meters

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Anti Joke

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