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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

Why did it die Nothing died

what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

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