What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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