Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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