How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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Justin's hair

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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