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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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