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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

A girl gets raped -teagan d

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

these are shit

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?