Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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