Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

Want to hear a joke? Me too.

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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