Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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