What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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