sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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30cm = 0,3meters

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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