A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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That's what she didn't say

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What you reading? reading?

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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your mom died.

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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