- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

Obama

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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