Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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im @ work, LOL.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Reading books

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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Anti Joke

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