what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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oooh look a banshee

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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The Detroit Lions

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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