Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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BOTTOM!!!

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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