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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

a fish swimming in the water swims

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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