Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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Im black

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Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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Anti Joke

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