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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

your momma's so stupid she shot herself

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA goes crazy and shoots himself

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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