- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

It smells like triangles in here.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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