What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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