Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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