i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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