- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

these are shit

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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