- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

What's 9 + 10 19

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

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