- Anti Joke

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

speech and debate.

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

My penis is big... not.

Has u seen my grammar?

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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