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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is a bracket? a bracket

Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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