What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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honest politician

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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