- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

im @ work, LOL.

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