Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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There's a god, just kidding.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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... i forgot the joke :p

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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