- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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