- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

who did the strait guy marry? a woman

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

a horse walks into a blender ow

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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