Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Hillary Clinton

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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