A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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