- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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