Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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girls lacrosse

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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