What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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womens rights

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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*spongebob voice* 25

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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