- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- Commits Suicide

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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