"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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Lil' Wayne

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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You know what's funny? Clowns.

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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anti jokes are for fags

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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