- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

Why did it die Nothing died

lol a man is drowning

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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