Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

Knock, knock. Come in.

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

What's 9 + 10 19

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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