Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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