What do u call a banana? A banana......

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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leon harney ya pikey

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

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Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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The government

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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