What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

He walked in a bar

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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