- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

Fart

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Women's rights

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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