why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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Which is longer? A rope...

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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