What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

What's circular and round A circle

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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