- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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