2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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Get in the car.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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A man buys free health care...

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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sexual intercourse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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