What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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Justin Bieber

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Yes.

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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You

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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