How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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