A baby seal walks into a club.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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i like cats

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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