What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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Men's Rights

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America

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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