- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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