What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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lipstick pig

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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