amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

He walked in a bar

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

The NBA and womens sports

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

What's 6 + 9? 15.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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