What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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