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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

what is a chicken answer: chicken

kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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