Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

when debbie meets downer

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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