- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

so... how about that airplane food

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

chuck norris

a horse nibbled a baby

Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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