3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

where do some birds live in? Earth

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Jews

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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