- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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