- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

Women's sports.

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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