- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

A sober Amy Winehouse

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

Your biggest fan.

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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