- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

i died. new product by steve jobs

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

wanna hear a joke? yes

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

Sarah Palin

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

A possesed goat: "moo"

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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