What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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Your Mom!!!

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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