why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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