Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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30cm = 0,3meters

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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