what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

speech and debate.

just in time?

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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