- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

NEVER

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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